Introducing the "Idiot Pride Flag", for those idiots who seem so proud of their idiocy:
From now on, whenever I encounter an idiot
on-line or see an idiotic quote on-line from a public figure, I'm going
to post my "Idiot Pride Flag". The flag is black and white because, if
idiots think at all, they tend to think in black and white. The flag
features a turkey because, well, turkeys be dumb.